FFV Syndrome

I am often amused and irritated by people who have the FFV syndrome. FFV is a serious disease of the mind. O Boy! if you happen to meet a person inflicted with this disease, you better get out of the way. Reason she/he would send out verbal sharpnels describing the experiences of FFV and the only thing you experience is disgust married to anger. The marriage of disgust and marriage so induced by FFV procreates a child called frustration. Frustration is a tiring baby right from the embroytic stage to as long is it lives in you. FFVs could affect people from all walks of life and people of all ages. However, the people most succeptible to these disease are those with some inflated egos, lesser education and so on and so forth.

FFV-First Foreign Visit. Yes thats the diseases. Have you not heard the one-timers and in many cases the only timers throw away names such as Dubai, UK and USA etc? But a paradox FFVs are very particular about not speaking of visit to Bangladesh, Nepal or sometimes even Pakistan.

Are these not foreign land. Technically yes, but they are poor countries and cannot satisfy the inflated egos of FFVs. They need to do something spectacular if they want the FFVs to qualify them!